FREE ICE CREAM

Summer equals ice cream, and this summer ice cream is free.

That's right. Free. Save your green for school. Save room in your stomach for ice cream.

Ology's own "Old Smokey" (AKA: ice cream truck) is packed with with sweet dairy treats and headed to your apartment complex. Let us know if you'd like your complex to be added to our list.

Watch for Old Smokey on the following days and times:

Thursday, June 18: 5-8pm

Friday, June 19: 3-8pm

Saturday, June 20: 12-4pm

I know, I know---that's about as rad as it gets, right? Wrong! That's only the beginning of Old Smokey's quest to deliver sweets to the people. Watch for this picture on our Facebook page:

If you see the picture above on our Facebook page, it means the ice cream truck is going out. Add us as a friend to get updates on Old Smokey's RIDE OF DELIGHT and get your free ice cream!

$50 Coupon

Check your mailbox for June's Money Mailer---there is a $50 off coupon toward your new enrollment with Ology. That is good news.

This flyer (combined with our one-of-a-kind, tried and tested, official Ology air fresheners) is enough to send your stinky math life to the cleaners! Oh, what's that? You haven't seen our genuine, mother-approved* air fresheners? Well, let your eyes bask in this glory...

Yeah, it's the real thing. If you stink at math and also have a stinky car, you should really consider giving us a call.

Also, have you checked out our official website?

*Not officially mother-approved. Yet.